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Jessa Duggar “passionately” kisses her husband

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Now that Jessa Duggar is married to husband Ben Seewald, she’s free to let her freak flag fly and get DIRRRTY… so long as it’s in a chaste and Christianly way. Still, her faith and adherence to modesty doesn’t mean that she’s above posting a shot of her “passionately” kissing her new spouse on Instagram yesterday, as you can see above.

Alright, a few issues that we need to talk about, here:

1. Why people feel the need to post kissing pictures on social media is beyond me. We get it, you’re in love. I feel that. However, just as they kept their first kiss private, they need to keep ALL kisses private. If you’re walking down the street or wanna share a peck over dinner, do your thing. But Instagram does not need to see this…

2. … Particularly because this kiss seems forced/fake as hell. Why is Ben’s mouth closed so tightly like that? Not like you’re gonna start frenching on Instagram or whatever, but if you’re gonna post a kissing picture, at least make it one that looks like you’re BOTH into it. Jessa looks like she’s trying to GET HERS, while Ben looks like he’s thinking, “If I just keep my eyes closed a bit longer, this will all be over quickly…”

This whole thing is so weird, and yet so weirdly fascinating.

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  • If that’s them kissing passionately, I am no longer concerned about her being pregnant. They must working through the Kama Sutra for the devout, looks like they’ve finally passed the quiz on Chapter 2: Cheek Kissing for Hours. Now on: Chapter 3: Lip Kissing (No Tongue)

    • Maybe they should go dancing? According to my high school, dancing was like having sex standing up; and this was 25 years ago (pre-grinding and twerking).

  • In his defense, it’s not like he’s a pro at kissing. Jessa has always seemed like she was SO EXCITED to get married….like barely able to make it out of the chapel, kind of excited. They’ve been married for over a week, so undoubtedly, she’s pregnant. This family’s a bunch of Fertile Myrtles.

  • What I don’t get their logic. Get married so you can finally get laid of course they all want to if they haven’t already.. They make them believe it’s the only right way. In reality its healthy to date more than one person. Ugh. And of course don’t use protection and shit have a kid right away! So stupid. He doesn’t even seem to like her.