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Justin Bieber needs surgery after cliff diving accident

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Another day, another instance of Justin Bieber doing something idiotic – only this time, he may be paying the price for it. You see, young JB thought it’d be a good idea (after a long day of trying to skateboard?) to go cliff diving, only things went wrong and he busted his eardrum, causing damage that probably needs to be corrected with surgery.

Don’t worry, though – he won’t let that stop him from terrorizing YOUR eardrums! He’s still planning to make new music.

I wish his eardrum could “back us up” forever so we never had to hear from this little shit again. I doubt we’ll get that lucky.

Experiences like this should teach him some valuable lessons in risk assessment, reckless behaviour, etc, but we all know he’ll continue to do stupid shit for the rest of his life, so whatever.

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  • I can’t believe that his voice hasn’t changed yet. He’s still in puberty! His brain seems to be baby sized too, but his ego is bigger than North America.