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Miley Cyrus is an expert in ejaculation

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We’re all aware that Miley Cyrus is a worldwide sensation when it comes to pop artistry, but did you know that her approach to fine arts – such as the collection she’s just released with Jeremy Scott during NYFW – is also very deep and meaningful? Miley has been working on sculpture, and it’s not just about gluing shit onto other shit (though it is also about that). In fact, it has a much greater significance: ejaculate.

From The Guardian:

Cyrus’s sculptures makes use of teddy bears, cameras, party hats, masks, USB keys and a pineapple. “I did the pineapple because you know what they say about pineapple, right?” she said. “If you drink a lot of pineapple juice you’re going to have yummy cum. So that’s why I put it on the dick with a bunch of babies, and it says, ‘Fuck.’ I try to think about everything so it has a story to me.”

Oh, okay. Good to know. There’s also this gem:

“They say money can’t buy happiness and it’s totally true,” she said. “Money can buy you a bunch of shit to glue to a bunch of other shit that will make you happy, but … obviously the shit you buy doesn’t make you happier because I’m sitting here gluing a bunch of junk to stuff.”

Talk about profound! I dunno, for as lewd and contrived as Miley can be with this whole ~free spirit~ bullshit she’s into now, I actually kinda like her a lot of the time. I think she’s sorta hilarious and I feel like she doesn’t actually take herself all that serious, so that makes it slightly more acceptable.

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  • You “kinda like her a lot of the time”…… you are frickin’ bi-polar! Egads, this blog is so unconscious. Downhill just went even deeper. Blech! Just lost a long time reader with your stoopidity. Miley is a puppet and a total pathetic joke of an “artist”. There is no art or free spirit in her……it’s called drugs, programming and assholes surrounding her being paid to tell her how great she is. She is PLASTIC.