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Jessica Alba was “pissed off” about turning 30

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Jessica Alba seems… sometimes not all that smart. I don’t know why I get that impression, I just do – probably largely because she says shit like what she came up with in a new interview with Marie Claire UK. You see, Jessica was “pretty pissed off” about turning 30 and really struggled with it because she thought she couldn’t “party like a rockstar” anymore or something? I don’t know, it doesn’t make sense to me either.

“I was pretty pissed off. I don’t know why it was so hard, it just was,” she tells Marie Claire UK. “I was pregnant first of all, and I really wanted to party like a rock star! I didn’t even know I cared about my 20s until I turned 30.”

Despite the 30 life crisis, Alba admits that she is more comfortable in her own skin and has a newfound confidence that she didn’t have in her 20s. “I feel like I look better now. I think I came into my own physically in my 30s, even when I’d had kids,” she says.“ I feel more like a woman, with not such a girl face-I had such chubby cheeks”.

Yes, Jessica Alba – I know you had SUCH chubby cheeks. What a fat cow you were! I’m rolling my eyes here – it’s such bullshit. I love how she can spend one interview talking about how she knows she’s really good looking and the next talking about how difficult it was to feel comfortable with herself.

Also, life doesn’t stop when you’re 30. It’s just another year, can you get a grip? BYE, GIRL.

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  • You know what, I totally get what she’s saying. Turning 30 hit me really hard out of the blue. 30 was kind of a “holy shit, I’m seriously not a kid anymore, how the hell did that happen” kind of moment. And then with a couple of days I got over it. But I wasn’t expecting to have a mini crisis when I saw that number flip to 30.

    • I agree. As I creep closer to 30 (I’ll be 27 this month), I find that I’m starting to dread it. I mean, I don’t even feel 27! It really is a bit of a slap in the face. Never thought it would bother me, but it definitely does.

  • I kind of get it also. On my next b-day I’ll be 29. How did that creep up on me so quickly? I don’t “feel” that age. Whatever that means…

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