LeAnn Rimes doesn’t seem to be up to much these days besides trying to make people like her (#FAIL) with a VH1 reality show and walking around in bikinis all the time. Speaking of bikinis, you know, LeAnn would actually like to create her own range of them for you to buy and wear yourself. Oh, no.
From Fox 411:
FOX411: Have you thought about launching your own bikini line?
Rimes: Yes, I have! And I’ve been researching that a little bit more as we speak.
FOX411: Will you be hands-on with designing the bikinis?
Rimes: Oh, yeah! I mean, I’ve worn so many bikinis that I know what works and what doesn’t. I know what I like and I know what’s missing in the marketplace. We shall see! I hope that it comes to fruition.
FOX411: What kind of bikinis do you envision for your line?
Rimes: I don’t know. I’m an earthly girl. I love very natural colors– nudes and golds. Beautiful, feminine and classy.
FOX411: How many bikinis do you own?
Rimes: Oh, a lot! The other day, I said I had 80 pairs of shoes and Eddie was like, “No way. You have at least 140 pairs of shoes.” So, I started counting and I told him, “Babe, I stopped counting at 200.” So, that’s pretty much the same thing with bikinis. I’d like to say that I don’t have a ton, but I know I do.
FOX411: Any advice on how to rock a bikini like LeAnn Rimes?
Rimes: I think the biggest misconception about bikinis is that if you’re heavier, that you need to wear more coverage on your butt. It looks horrible on any woman. The skimpier the bottoms, the better your butt looks! If you look at pictures of women with bikinis that cover the whole butt, it just looks frumpy. Flaunt what you’ve got!
So basically, get next to naked and be earthy and you, too, can look like LeAnn Rimes. No thanks.
I don’t think this will ever actually happen, but who can say? If the money starts running low (and I can’t imagine it isn’t already), she might be forced to “work” again.