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Justin Bieber wants to f*ck Kris Jenner, apparently

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It was a star-studded event in Ibiza the other night for Italian fashion designer Riccardo Tisci‘s birthday party. By “star-studded”, I mean a bunch of washed up supermodels and wannabes (nearly the entire Kardashian / Jenner family was there, for example) taking too many Instagram pictures to prove how awesome and special their lives are. Justin Bieber was there, too, and took a ton of pictures with the aforementioned Kardash/Jenner clan. The above photo, for instance, was posted along with the caption: “@kendalljenner @kyliejenner who’s your daddy”, which… no. Just no. I don’t even want to pretend or joke about Justin Bieber fucking Kris Jenner, thank you.

While it’s all fun and games to joke about sleeping with someone nearly 3 times your age, Justin might actually be having a relationship with the one member of the family who seems to hate the others: Kendall Jenner.  Word on the street (internet) is that they had a nice hook-up, but not for the first time, because I think they were linked several months ago, as well (or am I just confusing Justin with Harry Styles?).

From Page Six:

While Bloom was turned away from Tisci’s party, Bieber, 20, seemed to score with Kardashian’s sister, Kendall, 19.

Spies at the Beats by Dre-hosted bash said “they were flirting all night” and left together. “Bieber looked like he didn’t have a care in the world.”

Kendall, girl, you were just getting likeable. Don’t do it to yourself.

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Meanwhile, Kim Kardashian tried to stay relevant by posting endless amounts of photos of herself looking like an extra from Willy Wonka, leading her followers to ask why she doesn’t seem to spend a single minute with her infant child rather than traipsing around the world partying.

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  • Listen, chick. If men can bunghole other men, or to put it more succinctly, masturbate to completion in the descending colons of other men, then guys can screw women “3x older” then they are. Now matter how classless it is, it’s less icky than the aforementioned.

    Hmmmmkay?

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