Oh, Tara Reid. All those years of narcotic and alcohol abuse really have made every last synapse in your brain misfire, haven’t they? You see, Tara managed to get herself a role in both Sharknado films (the fact that there are two of those makes me question the world, but that’s another story), and since she’s doing press for the sequel at the moment, she gets asked a lot about the ridiculous concept behind it. Let’s be clear, here: a “sharknado” is the combination of a great white shark and a tornado that goes around torturing everyone with its sheer meteorological-animal fierceness. And that’s something Tara thinks could happen in real life.
“You know, it actually can happen. I mean, the chances of it happening are very rare, but it can happen actually. Which is crazy. Not that it—the chances of it are, like, you know, it’s like probably ‘pigs could fly.’ Like, I don’t think pigs could fly, but actually sharks could be stuck in tornados. There could be a sharknado.”
Oh, dear. I have to say, Tara Reid’s brand of stupidity is one I can get behind. It doesn’t hurt anybody because she’s not in any kind of position of power, and it’s entertaining as hell because it’s so insane. Also, I still haven’t watched the first Sharknado and I feel like I need to get on that.