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Cameron Diaz will vomit just thinking about having sex with Drew Barrymore

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So… apparently there were rumours going around that Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore had hooked up. They’re longtime friends (and Charlie’s Angels co-stars) who are more like sisters than anything else, so that asinine bit of gossip doesn’t really make Cameron happy. In fact, she feels physically ill just thinking about it – despite the fact that clearly this rumour isn’t very widespread as I have never heard so much as a whisper about it (and yes, I am the epicentre of all things gossip, apparently).

From Harper’s Bazaar:

“Literally, I said, ‘That makes me want to vomit in my mouth.’ That’s like saying I am having sex with my sister. Are you crazy? I wouldn’t even ménage with her!”

Uh, what? Ménage with her? Is that like… shorthand for having a threesome? Why does Cameron Diaz speak like a 14-year-old Valley Girl?

Anyhow, we know this isn’t a homophobic thing – Cameron thinks we’re all carpet munchers on the sly, anyway, so I think it’s just that Drew is her friend and she’s never looked at her that way. Still, bizarre rumour. Have any of you heard this before?

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