I know this is a bit of a difficult topic, especially so close to lunchtime, so please just bear with me here. An apparent Drake groupie has come forward claiming that she’s not only slept with the rapper, but also eaten his ass – a rather more intense version of a rim job, I would imagine (eating ass is not my thing). It’s all rather hilarious and probably untrue, but the descriptions from the girl who’s saying this shit is just golden.
The girl in question says she met Drake through mutual friends and they hung out several times before he “finally decided to give [her] the dick”. This apparently took place at his place in Calabasas, California, after a trip to the club – as you do. They also apparently had to sign a non-disclosure agreement before coming in and give up their cell phones. Here we go!
From Media Takeout:
We all were drinking and smoking, and Drake took me to his room – which was GIGANTIC. He took off all his clothes, and mine and laid me down and started eating me. His d*ck is not really big, but it’s THICK.
I must have c*me like 3 times while he was doing it. On after the other, after the other. I have had my box eaten hundreds of times, but no one has EVER done it like Drake. He has a real talent. His tongue went from p*zzy to butt, back to p*zzy. I think I c*me out of both.
He then laid on his back and was like “My Turn.” MTO I was ready to suck the OXYGEN outta him and I did. After a few minutes he started pushing my head down, towards his b*lls. I sucked on them for a while and he pushed me down FURTHER to his butt hole. I never did that before, but it was Drake do I’m not gonna lie I did it.
It was weird eating a man’s butt like that, but I’m a freak, and it was Drake LOL. He was laying there on the bed with his leg spread open and my face in his butt and his legs shaking. I wish I had a camera and could see what was happening from far back.
But MTO, my review of Drake is incomplete cause I never really got the d*ck. I’m embarrassed to say it, but Drake enjoyed getting his butt ate so much that he n*tted. All over my new weave. I can’t really complain though cause the man has a tongue of GOLD and I already got 3 nuts.
After it was over he was cool. He told me that I could take a shower in his bathroom, but that there were cameras everywhere so I shouldn’t try and steal ish.
He would text me every now and then when he came to [HER TOWN] but we never got to meet up. He always changed his mind :(. I’m getting back at him though by sending you thins. I’m pretty sure he doesn’t want the world to know he likes his butt eaten.
HAHAHA. The bold, guys. The bold! Again, this is all probably bullshit, but people are always trying to play poor Drake out. Like he doesn’t get enough shit without some thirsty fan claiming that he goes nuts having his ass eaten.