Kim Kardashian is in Cannes at the moment for the Cannes Lions International Creativity Festival or whatever the hell it’s called. If that seems like a disconnect – as in, why is Kim, who ostensibly has very little brain power, at an event which honours just that? No one knows, but she never misses a chance to put on a tight dress and have her picture taken, so here we are.
First of all, let’s discuss this dress. No shade on Kim because she’s got a great voluptuous shape (and that’s not even an underhanded compliment – I use voluptuous kindly), but this dress is horrendous. She looks like an encased sausage, and that’s not a good look on anyone. I want to like it! I like the colour, I like the intricate rope work, but it just doesn’t do anything for her.
‘I feel as though we’ll always be in the honeymoon period. We always say we really like to treat each other like it’s our birthday.
‘I try to treat him like it’s his birthday every single day. I think we’ll always be like that.
‘We always try to make life as fun and enjoyable as possible.
‘We do travel, and work really hard, when we’re together – and even when we’re apart, we’re always on the phone 24/7 – just trying to make that time as memorable as possible.’
I dunno, guys – I feel like their marriage actually MIGHT last. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: they’re just narcissistic enough for each other. Together, their egos can fill up every room in their mansion. If that’s not love, I don’t know what is.