Kris Jenner is one of the most desperate women alive today – desperate for attention, desperate for fame, desperate for youth, desperate for her daughters’ lives… you name it, she is clawing for it. That’s why she stopped by the TODAY show to chat to Kathie Lee and Hoda Kotb on Thursday to gush about Kim & Kanye‘s magical wedding, complete with Andrea Bocelli performance.
The momager, 58, gushed that her second-eldest daughter’s Florentine nuptials were “so beautiful and magical…it was just a love fest.” In fact, Jenner added, “It was the most wonderful time I think I’ve ever had and it’s hard to explain that to somebody in words.”
Her favorite moment from the wedding? When “Kim thought she was walking down the aisle to a recording of Andrea Bocelli singing,” she explains, “And … all of a sudden she looks over and sees Andrea Bocelli standing there singing … and she looks up and she actually like screamed … it was so cute.”
Kris also wants everyone to know just how ~glamourous~ her hectic lifestyle is, with various members of her family jetting here and there 24/7:
“Yesterday morning I was walking out the door to catch a plane at 4 o’clock in the morning and Kanye was rolling in [through the door at the same time] from New York and I’m like, ‘I can’t keep track!'”
What exactly do you need to keep track of? When Kanye – who is your son-in-law, not your husband or your infant – is coming home? Not buying the Kardashian/Jenner lifestyle as anything worthwhile. It all just seems a bit sad, to me. As for Rob, she just said that everyone is praying for him to get his life together and called him “a great human being”. In other words, he’s a cheeseburger away from being banished from the family.