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Amber Heard in lingerie: No thanks, I’ll pass

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I’m not really sure what Amber Heard actually does anymore. Apparently she’s a “model-slash-actress”, but she doesn’t seem to be particularly good at either. Ooh, ooh, I know – she’s Johnny Depp‘s fiancée! That counts for something, right?

I know I’m being harsh, but all she always seems to have a stick so far up her ass that she can’t walk straight and constantly tries to sound like she’s so ~enlightened~ but comes off as bitchy and contrived. I’m not feeling it, and I’m certainly not feeling the photos she did for her new shoot with W Magazine, who have for some reason put her on the magazine’s June/July cover.

Here’s a choice quote from the accompanying interview:

“As a woman, I usually have two options: Sex Object or the Best Friend Who Isn’t Sexy. It’s not creatively fulfilling to just be sexy. I did nothing to look the way I look. The genetic cards that anyone is dealt are not in their control, so to take pride in my looks would be a mistake. And besides in LA, there’s always someone more beautiful!”

Boo hoo, it’s so hard being pretty!! WHY GOD WHY have you cursed Amber Heard with such a heavy load to bear?! Fuuuuuuck off. There’s also a hilarious line where she claims that she goes “trailer park” when she gets angry, but she doesn’t mind that since she’d “rather be passionate than bland”. LOL, okay – bye, girl.

Here are the rest of her “sexy” photos, if that’s your thing:

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  • This is one of the best and truest articles about Amber Heard I have read so far. Obviously you are not funded by her PR machine or that of her “fiancée” Johnny Depp. I still say she’s bearding for him to boost her career.

    This girls is bland, common place, her looks are not exceptional there’s just a ton of air brushing going on. And that stick up her ass arrogance, well she probably enjoys it. Meanwhile, Depp looks like a first rate asshole, telling people how sweet and smart she is. Let’s just keep that PR wheel rolling.

    But thank you for saying it like it is!!!

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