I’m not really sure what Amber Heard actually does anymore. Apparently she’s a “model-slash-actress”, but she doesn’t seem to be particularly good at either. Ooh, ooh, I know – she’s Johnny Depp‘s fiancée! That counts for something, right?
I know I’m being harsh, but all she always seems to have a stick so far up her ass that she can’t walk straight and constantly tries to sound like she’s so ~enlightened~ but comes off as bitchy and contrived. I’m not feeling it, and I’m certainly not feeling the photos she did for her new shoot with W Magazine, who have for some reason put her on the magazine’s June/July cover.
Here’s a choice quote from the accompanying interview:
“As a woman, I usually have two options: Sex Object or the Best Friend Who Isn’t Sexy. It’s not creatively fulfilling to just be sexy. I did nothing to look the way I look. The genetic cards that anyone is dealt are not in their control, so to take pride in my looks would be a mistake. And besides in LA, there’s always someone more beautiful!”
Boo hoo, it’s so hard being pretty!! WHY GOD WHY have you cursed Amber Heard with such a heavy load to bear?! Fuuuuuuck off. There’s also a hilarious line where she claims that she goes “trailer park” when she gets angry, but she doesn’t mind that since she’d “rather be passionate than bland”. LOL, okay – bye, girl.
Here are the rest of her “sexy” photos, if that’s your thing: