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You’d better not bother Lindsay Lohan when she’s on the phone [Celebslam]

Orlando Bloom is looking good these days [Socialite Life]

Why doesn’t Robert Pattinson look very happy in Cannes? [Lainey Gossip]

Channing Tatum will make Jonah Hill kiss his penis one day [The Superficial]

Coco Austin went topless at her burlesque show [Taxi Driver Movie – NSFW]

Kate Winslet is tired of you judging her husband’s dumb name [Celebitchy]

Ciara had her baby, and it’s a boy! [ICYDK]

Newsflash: Marion Cotillard is still really beautiful [Moe Jackson]

Barbara Palvin is one sexy model, right? Erm… right? [Drunken Stepfather – NSFW]

Oh great, Zosia Mamet is talking again [I’m Not Obsessed]

Luke Perry is shirtless at 47 – would you still hit it? [Too Fab]

Christina Hendricks puts the “Cannes” in, well, Cannes [Popoholic]

This is Gwen Stefani‘s idea of post-baby fashion [Bohomoth]

Will and Jada Pinkett Smith are being investigated over that photo of Willow in bed [Celeb Dirty Laundry]

Mariah Carey got naked again and released a new song [PopBytes]

Amanda Seyfried‘s dog is cuter than her, sorry [Celebuzz]

Will Jessica Chastain get the lead role in ‘True Detective’s second season? [The Blemish]

Does Gwyneth Paltrow actually have a nice ass? [Celebslam]

Never forget that Kim Kardashian used to work for Paris Hilton [theBERRY]

Dolly Parton‘s kitschy LA home is up for sale and it looks awesome [The Frisky]

American Apparel had a model get a naked shower to promote… a bikini [Drunken Stepfather – NSFW]

Could Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes actually be… kinda hot? [Fishwrapper]

Just because: Jude Law in a tank top with some “muscles” [Socialite Life]

Matthew McConaughey is doing a very serious space movie [Lainey Gossip]

I really can’t decide if Justin Theroux is attractive or not [ICYDK]

You may not know who Ayem Nour is, but she’s hot! [Moe Jackson]

Zach Braff and Kate Hudson have a new movie, ‘Wish I Was Here’ [I’m Not Obsessed]

‘Shield’ actor Michael Jace shot and killed his wife [Celeb Dirty Laundry]