Right, so either the whole Dean McDermott / Tori Spelling affair is completely fake, or this dude is about as dumb as a bag of rocks. Apparently the couple’s eighth wedding anniversary is coming up, and despite his propensity for sticking his penis into things that AREN’T his wife, he decided it’d be a great idea to buy her some lingerie and jewelry to mark the occasion.
Dean went out in LA this week to hit up Victoria’s Secret (seriously, you’re rich and that’s your idea of quality lingerie?) and Tiffany & Co. (that’s more like it) for some special gifts… which I’m sure will go over well. I don’t know much about Tori Spelling, but God help that woman if she’s that easily bought.