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7Kim Kardashian ran away from a blow job

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Alright, I know that title was a bit crass for so early in the morning, but I couldn’t help myself. Kim Kardashian (and the entire Kardashian/Jenner clan, for that matter) are filming over in Thailand right now, and while they’re all #blessed to be experiencing the country’s beauty (yes, that’s seriously a hashtag they used), they also can’t forget to take time for some selfies.

Kim was working on what she probably thought was gonna be a pretty bad ass selfie with an elephant, but things sorta went awry when the beautiful, majestic animal blew a ton of air out of its trunk and scared the shit out of Kim. Best of all, it was all captured in a photo!

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This is just hilarious. I don’t watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians or any of their other endless spinoffs, but if this was going to be in an episode, I’d make an effort to tune in.

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April 2, 2014 at 7:00 am by Jennifer

7 Responses to “Kim Kardashian ran away from a blow job”

  1. Chuck says:

    I SOOOO despise this family of talentless twats.

  2. Lola says:

    Too bad the elephant didn’t stomp her useless ass to death.

  3. Bubba says:

    Well if she ran away from a bj, that’s NEWS!

  4. archphoenix says:

    I cannot stop laughing at that photo. (Why is she wearing a bikini to an elephant preserve or whatever?)

  5. rodzilla says:

    People who click on the link to a story about a celebrity they don’t care for, and then make a comment about how shallow/tacky/talentless the person is, make me laugh. Why even follow the link? Do you think it is breaking news that someone is not adored by everyone?

  6. tk says:

    @archphoenix That was the 1st thing I thought too??
    @rodzilla most people just want to see how Fn stupid she looks and acts.

  7. devon says:

    hahahahaa. she is so ugly.

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