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6Kim Kardashian and Kanye West torture baby North

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West finally got their Vogue cover, much to Sarah Michelle Gellar‘s chagrin (among others). And it’s not just a bunch of mediocre photos we have to look through and pretend to care about – there’s also an accompanying interview that’s full of the exact kind of bullshit you’d expect to hear coming out of their mouths. And after reading through it, one thing becomes very clear: North West is going to need so much therapy.

North’s parents have already involved her in their creative lives. “I take pictures of her all the time and dress her up,” says Kim. “I put Kanye’s big chains around her, and I put a little Louis bag and some Jordans, and I was like, ‘What up, Daddy?’ ” Kanye, meanwhile, has made an adorable little stop-frame video of North caught in her natural movements that he’s edited to make it appear as if she’s break-dancing.

Well… that’s special. I’m sure she just loves that.

Oh, here’s another fun fact: Kris Jenner won’t let North call her Grandma/Nana/Gram/etc. No, she’s going by the name “Lovey”. WHAT? How is that a thing?

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I wouldn’t rot your brain reading the whole thing, but suit yourself…

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March 24, 2014 at 3:30 pm by Jennifer

6 Responses to “Kim Kardashian and Kanye West torture baby North”

  1. john says:

    so they spend time with her so thats torure?….really ? if kim kardashsian disappeared for a week …this site would close from lack of content

  2. Lola says:

    Poor baby. She looks like she doesn’t who the hell Kim and Krapye are.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Haters leave the girl and her man alone especially the baby, she’s gorgeous and I would cry if I had to b in the spot light every second I tried to go out with my baby and husband to be. I can c why he looses his temper and goes off on people trying to get into their private life. God help Kim her sisters and her baby if it were me I would knock someone’s teeth out for trying to get pics of my sweet baby and the love of my life. To Kim and Kanye, my heart and prayers go out to u both and your extended family. Keep doing what you do, screw people who wanna hate cuz they’re just jealous. Your beautiful and so is tour daughter. I really hope you get everything you’ve worked so hard for. God rewards for good deeds and I’am a fan because your whole family is so close, you are so blessed and I’m happy for you and Kanye. All my prayers and good thoughts go out to u and yours.

  4. Anonymous says:

    To Kim and Kanye, you both are amazing people who work so hard for what you have. Your baby is a beautiful gift from God and I don’t know how hard it is for you to read the negative crap people wrote about u both,they suck and pray for them, they are stupid and those people are jealous because of the love you both have for each other and because of your awesome family you have. Thank God you have love and support from your sweet and beautiful sisters. I see how all of you are so protective of each other. You work so hard to give each other everything in the world, that’s so sweet and that’s the power of love. Let that love motivate and keep your heart protected from idiots that say stupid crap that no one knows just says things that can hurt so bad, I wish and hope you have everything you work and juggle being a new mother on top of everything else haters are like bullies, words are powerful it takes a real wimp to write something that your child could someday read and wonder why someone could say things that are dumb about her parents. I hope you and Kanye and your sisters and mother and the rest of your family have the best beautiful wedding in the world. I hope someday people will love and not hate on someone who is defenseless like your sweet angel baby girl. She’s absolutely the cutest sweet cuddle bunny I’m sure you are enjoying every single second of being norths mom. Keeping her out of the spotlite has got to be so sad cuz you want to show her off but there’s always some idiot who may do something stupid and accidentally hurt that baby and I commend you and Kanye for being great parents. God bless your sweet family, I know how hard you work, it’s not like you are just sitting around eating bonbons. You are working your butt off to give your daughter the world and God blesses your hard work, and like you I lost a parent to cancer so I know how you wish your dad could be there to see North Mason and Penelope but he’s there in spirit and never forget that. Just felt I should write and show some love so you don’t think everyone’s a stupid idiot that can only write negative crap that doesn’t know what they are talking about. I adore the way your family are so protective of one another, you all are truly blessed and if you couldn’t tell I’m a fan of your whole family. May God protect you all and always keep you and your sisters and lil bro and your mom and Bruce and kanyes family close to one another. When it counts, family’s all you have it passes on to your children. Good luck and God bless each and every single one of you all, your fan from TN.

  5. TN. Fan says:

    To Kim and Kanye, you both are amazing people who work so hard for what you have. Your baby is a beautiful gift from God and I don’t know how hard it is for you to read the negative crap people wrote about u both,they suck and pray for them, they are stupid and those people are jealous because of the love you both have for each other and because of your awesome family you have. Thank God you have love and support from your sweet and beautiful sisters. I see how all of you are so protective of each other. You work so hard to give each other everything in the world, that’s so sweet and that’s the power of love. Let that love motivate and keep your heart protected from idiots that say stupid crap that no one knows just says things that can hurt so bad, I wish and hope you have everything you work and juggle being a new mother on top of everything else haters are like bullies, words are powerful it takes a real wimp to write something that your child could someday read and wonder why someone could say things that are dumb about her parents. I hope you and Kanye and your sisters and mother and the rest of your family have the best beautiful wedding in the world. I hope someday people will love and not hate on someone who is defenseless like your sweet angel baby girl. She’s absolutely the cutest sweet cuddle bunny I’m sure you are enjoying every single second of being norths mom. Keeping her out of the spotlite has got to be so sad cuz you want to show her off but there’s always some idiot who may do something stupid and accidentally hurt that baby and I commend you and Kanye for being great parents. God bless your sweet family, I know how hard you work, it’s not like you are just sitting around eating bonbons. You are working your butt off to give your daughter the world and God blesses your hard work, and like you I lost a parent to cancer so I know how you wish your dad could be there to see North Mason and Penelope but he’s there in spirit and never forget that. Just felt I should write and show some love so you don’t think everyone’s a stupid idiot that can only write negative crap that doesn’t know what they are talking about. I adore the way your family are so protective of one another, you all are truly blessed and if you couldn’t tell I’m a fan of your whole family. May God protect you all and always keep you and your sisters and lil bro and your mom and Bruce and kanyes family close to one another. When it counts, family’s all you have it passes on to your children. Good luck and God bless each and every single one of you all, your fan from TN.

  6. TN. Fan says:

    Can’t wait to see some of the pic of your soon to be wedding. I’m getting married soon I know it won’t b as glamorous as yours but I just wanted you both to know you both are so sweet together and your daughter is amazingly beautiful. I hope all of your dreams come true, you guys are as close as Americans get to royalty. Can’t wait to see what the future holds for all of you. My thoughts and prayers are with your whole family. Good luck to the future Mr. And Mrs Kanye’ West and little north. Way to go Kim she’s breath taking and I’m sure your dad is soooo proud of you and he will be with you in spirit on your big day. God bless the both of you. Your very lucky, from what I see Kanye worships the ground you and North walks on. I know you feel blessed. You and your family are so loving and sweet and you give back to your community. I’m so happy for you and can’t wait to see pictures of your upcoming wedding.

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