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4Video: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are passionate dance partners, now

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If anything will make you gag harder than knowing that Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are back together, it’s probably knowing that they’ve also been choreographing “passionate” dance routines to John Legend songs together and renting rehearsal space to perfect their moves.

I don’t even have words for this fuckery, but I think it’s hilarious that Selena clearly sees them as star-crossed lovers who are destined to be together against all odds. I mean, we were all young once, so I get it, I suppose. Everyone goes through their share of idiotic bullshit – especially when it comes to relationships. But damn, I’ve never seen someone SO resistant to the truth that’s right in front of their eyes as Selena Gomez, man. That is some extreme low self-esteem.

Also hilarious: Justin really, seriously thinks he’s an honest-to-God thug. I can’t even look at this idiot anymore.

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March 12, 2014 at 10:30 am by Jennifer

4 Responses to “Video: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are passionate dance partners, now”

  1. tk says:

    ” … can’t even look at this idiot .. ” Jeez how about you shut the fuck up about these two for a while. Every fuckin day you yammer on about these two we don’t give a shit about them why do you? Take a pass the next time you hear whatever about them just shake your head and breath count to 10 (if you are able) and move on. WoW

  2. nacks says:

    these two sucks………..
    saying they broke up ……
    but still………….
    what the f……

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