Lindsay Lohan has her very own reality series on Oprah‘s OWN network, but listen, it’s not what you think. She’s not doing it to desperately crawl her way back to fame, or for the easy money she made which she needs to fuel her whatever-substance-she’s-on-these-days habit. No, she only had the purest of intentions and wanted to share her life with the world. In fact, Lindsay’s intentions are so pure, she wouldn’t even call it a reality show because it’s just TOO raw. Uh…
“I did it because it’s not a reality show, it’s pretty raw. Obviously it’s TV, so things will be edited in certain ways to get ratings, which I can’t control, but I do know that my intentions going into it were really pure and really honest. I appreciate all that’s happened and all that [Oprah has] done for me.”
“I love that I can call Oprah on the phone, and be like, ‘Oprah, can we talk right now?’ and she calls me within two minutes. I have to trick her into leaving voicemails, so I can just have Oprah’s voicemails… she’s the coolest person ever.”
I think it’s sweet (and sort of hilarious) that Oprah is pretty much Lindsay Lohan’s sober living coach now. And I really do wish Lindsay would get her shit together – she had so much potential and was on her way to the top, but got caught up in some bad shit. Will she ever get it back? Eh, I dunno.
Lindsay premieres on OWN this Sunday night. In the meantime, here’s Jimmy Fallon throwing a ton of water in her face like you know you’ve dreamed of doing many a time: