NBC found ratings gold with their live Sound of Music disaster a few months back, so now they want to recreate the magic with Peter Pan. Somehow, some yahoo started the rumour that Miley Cyrus would be taking on the role of Tinkerbell, and while that’s completely ludicrous and even sounds made up, apparently US Weekly or People (can’t tell which from the picture) thought it was worth printing in their magazine and some of Miley’s Smilers got preemptively excited.
Miley, being the bad ass rebel that she is, would NEVER take part in such a production and would apparently rather “choke on her own tongue” than be part of it:
I would rather choke on my own tongue pic.twitter.com/fVUQTCwrb9
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) February 24, 2014
I can see why that would be the case. How could a beloved children’s tale hold any value to Miley? She’s giving the kids all the education they’ll ever need on her Bangerz tour – plus free merch, to boot!