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3Charlie Sheen Engaged To 24-Year-Old Porn Star

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Charlie Sheen, what goes through your mind? Wacky, awful, hot-mess actor Charlie Sheen is engaged to 24-year-old porn star, Brett Rossi. This will be Sheen’s 4th marriage.

This is what Ms. Rossi looks like with clothes on:

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He proposed to her in Hawaii yesterday. One can only imagine how.

I’m sure this will be the marriage that lasts the longest. Surely this 48-year-old warlock is making the right move in marrying this 24-year-old “actress”. I’m sure they have lots in common, like “winning” and being “epic” and having a vacation home on the moon, possibly Saturn.

Best of luck, Chuck.

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February 16, 2014 at 12:00 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Filed Under: Charlie Sheen

3 Responses to “Charlie Sheen Engaged To 24-Year-Old Porn Star”

  1. Mike says:

    “I’m sure this will be the marriage that lasts the longest. Surely this 48-year-old warlock is making the right move in marrying this 24-year-old ‘actress’. I’m sure they have lots in common, like “winning” and being ‘epic’ and having a vacation home on the moon, possibly Saturn.”

    Wow, this was perfect.

    • tk says:

      …. and having a vacation home on the moon, possibly Saturn. Charlie has probably had many a vacation on her Anus, Now that’s perfect !!! lol

  2. rodzilla says:

    Think about it. Who would better suit Charlie, given his history? Besides, lots of adult film actresses have more or less normal lives, outside of work.

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