Justin Bieber has been in some serious shit lately, making his first (of what I’m sure will be many) trips to jail after a DUI and drag racing and loading up on Xanax and weed and God knows what else. He’s out now, and while many would expect him to apologize for his behaviour or offer up some kind of explanation for what in the hell is wrong in his measly brain, we kinda got the exact opposite instead: an Instagram photo of himself outside of prison pasted next to a photo of Michael Jackson. Because yes, they’re SO COMPLETELY THE SAME.
Let’s take it one step further and see what his caption for the photo was, shall we?
“‘What more can they say’ ?”
Yep, seriously. But wait, that’s not all! We even got a bonus tweet from the King himself, telling his Beliebers that God is there for them and to stick together… because presumably he realises he’s hemorrhaging fans quicker than he can down a bottle of Sizzurp.
YOU ARE ALL WORTHY NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE SAYS >> BE STRONG GOD IS WITH US ALL> MY BELIEBERS CHANGED MY LIFE> I WILL FOREVER BE GRATEFUL
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) January 24, 2014
Fuck this kid.