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Well, it’s Friday, and while the impending weekend is enough to keep our spirits lifted, we’ve got something else for you: Shia LaBeouf has announced that he’s retiring from all aspects of public life due to people “attacking” his “artistic integrity” (translation: calling his ass out for being a plagiarizing dickhead).

Shia announced the news on his Twitter page earlier this morning, which was rather unfair, really, as I think we all would have liked to celebrate properly but most of us were sleeping. Hmph! Here’s how he put it:

Right, so how much is this bullshit for publicity? And more importantly, how long do we think this is going to last? My guess is a few weeks at most. It’s also hilarious that he’s retiring from public life, but made this announcement ON TWITTER, which is public. Is he going to delete his account?

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January 10, 2014 at 3:30 pm by Jennifer
Filed Under: Shia LaBeouf

3 Responses to “Shia LaBeouf is Retiring from Public Life”

  1. Jacqueline says:

    Bye you stinky mutha-focka!

  2. blondewithnobrain says:

    Praise be to little baby Jesus lying in his Manger!!!!! woo-hoo!!!

  3. June says:

    Oh thank god

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