We all remember when Zac Efron “slipped on a puddle” last month, breaking his jaw so badly that it had to be wired shut, right? We all also probably remember that this was most likely an injury resulting from being out of his gourds high on some illicit substance or other, but shhh, let’s not talk about that. Let’s let Michael B. Jordan and Miles Teller joke about how Zac’s jaw got busted from bad sex, eh?
“Zac was at home with a girl, giving her the worst sexual experience of her life. But she was getting into it, until she realized that you were finished.
“And this girl’s pent up sexual energy, that you failed to satisfy, made her angry. So angry that she picked up a book, a heavy book, and slammed it right into your beautiful face.”
Wow, that’s… hilarious… lol and all that. Come on, Michael B Jordan, you’re too good for this fuckery. You were in Fruitvale Station! Don’t lower yourself to these corny ass jokes.
On a serious note, Zac looks a hot mess in this video. I can just see that crazy, fiending-for-cocaine look in his eyes, can’t you? He looks like he gets wild as hell.