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Katie Holmes will testify as to whether Tom Cruise parents well over the phone [Amy Grindhouse]

So, how are we all feeling about the ‘Godzilla’ remake? [Lainey Gossip]

Brandi Glanville thinks black people can’t swim [The Superficial]

Abbey Clancy decided to show full-on nipple now [Taxi Driver Movie – NSFW]

‘Heathers: The Musical’ is a real thing and it’s coming to Broadway [ICYDK]

Jenna Dewan-Tatum looks great in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather – NSFW]

The Kardashian Christmas tree is causing some problems [Fishwrapper]

Obama took a selfie at Nelson Mandela’s funeral [The Blemish]

Lady GaGa is a human Christmas tree [Celebzter]

Robert Pattinson booked a new movie role [Celeb Dirty Laundry]

What happened to the cast of ‘Mrs Doubtfire’? [theBERRY]

Norman Reedus has auctioned off his motorcycle for charity [Socialite Life]

Madonna’s daughter got the role of Rizzo in ‘Grease’ [Bohomoth]

You’ve gotta applaud Katy Perry’s bold fashion choices [I’m Not Obsessed]

Miley Cyrus is MTV’s Artist of the Year [Starpulse]

Hot damn, Elisabeth Rohm. Killing that green! [Yeeeah]

‘Britney & Kevin: Chaotic’ was kind of the best thing ever [The Frisky]

R Kelly thinks Chris Brown is like Jesus or Martin Luther King Jr [IDLYITW]

Perez Hilton and family are all that’s wrong with America [PopBytes]

Men are apparently speaking more like women these days [OMG Blog]

Candice Swanepoel: Still hot as shit [Moe Jackson]

Oh look, it’s some Victoria’s Secret models twerking [Drunken Stepfather – NSFW]

Rose McGowan is doing some beach chillin’ in Miami [Celebslam]

Jennifer Aniston feels most beautiful at home with Justin Theroux [Celebitchy]

Who’s Toni Garrn and why are her boobs out? [Taxi Driver Movie – NSFW]

Simon Cowell really is naming his kid after himself [Amy Grindhouse]

Mila Kunis looks good in wedding attire… [Lainey Gossip]

Courtney Stodden sunbathes topless, of course [The Superficial]