Justin Bieber is a multi-millionaire who could afford to hire the best tattoo artists that money can buy (or that money could buy but you stiff them on because you don’t feel like paying), but for some reason, he still ends up with really hideous, shitty body art that looks like something a fellow inmate drew with an old Bic pen and a half-charged battery.
His latest offering is an “eagle” that takes up a good portion of his arm and also makes me want to punch him even more than usual:
I mean, I know guys don’t go around with super colourful and whimsical drawings, but I suppose that’s why I find so many of these things so hideous. Well, also because it is hideous. I know we can’t fully see this thing, but this is all I need to see.
What should Justin’s next tattoo be? How about something across his forehead that says “ASSHOLE”?