In case you missed it, Britney Spears‘ new album will be called Britney Jean and it’s gonna be… I dunno, probably slightly disappointing but still totally listenable, if ‘Work Bitch’ is anything to go by. She’s also just inked a deal for a Las Vegas residency but despite all this being on the horizon, she’s already looking forward to taking a long break.
Appearing on Nick Grimshaw’s Breakfast Show on Radio 1 this morning, Britney was asked if she’d ever have imagined she’d be putting out an eighth album, to which she put on an English accent and replied, “Never in my wildest dreams! I’ll take a break after this one for a while.”
Like, girl? You haven’t even started promo for this one. You need to chill (and maybe that’s exactly your point). To further prove the fact that Brit Brit has problems even with scripted answers not sounding robotic, here’s what she said when Nick asked her if she likes performing her old material:
“I don’t like performing my old stuff. I like performing my new stuff. I do it for the fans because they like the old hits, but I prefer the new stuff.”
So is it the new stuff you like, then? You like the new stuff as opposed to old stuff? Sorry, Britney, I think I missed it – which is it you like performing? Was it the new stuff? Bless her. She also did a sweet horse impression on air. Ha!