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3STFU: Miley Cyrus Is Too “Urban” For One Direction

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Miley Cyrus really needs to stop now. She’s gone from being acceptably young (therefore excusing some of the less than stellar shit that comes out of her mouth) to extremely obnoxious in a very short amount of time. Case in point: In an interview with UK’s Heat magazine (via DS), Miley claimed that she couldn’t name a single One Direction song because she only listens to “urban” music. Yes, she actually called it “urban”. That’s a sign you need to shut up.

“Don’t ask me to name a song or something because I can’t do that. I know what they look like,” Cyrus said.

“I think I met Harry, I think, backstage, I don’t really remember that much. I just remember my sister was super-excited.

“I don’t really know them that much, that is bad, but I listen to urban.”

LOL yeah, okay. I don’t even care that she can’t name a One Direction song – I’m sure lots of people can’t. I mean, I don’t listen to them actively but I still know a few songs because they’re ALWAYS on the radio, but whatevs. Listen, I’m not trying to say our tastes don’t evolve or that she doesn’t have the right to listen to whatever the hell she wants to. After all, hip hop is amazing. It was my first music – the first tapes I bought in the early ’90s were Mary J Blige’s What’s the 411? and TLC’s Ooooooohhh… On the TLC Tip and I’m white, so no shade there. However, I feel like Miley’s not into hip hop because she really loves hip hop and feels the culture and spirit behind it but instead because… it’s an excuse to twerk and seem “with it”? I dunno. Between this shit and claiming she’s secretly like Lil Kim, she kinda makes me want to bash my head against a wall these days.

Also, let’s just all remember this for a minute:

July 27, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer

3 Responses to “STFU: Miley Cyrus Is Too “Urban” For One Direction”

  1. Me says:

    I can’t name one Miley Cyrus song but I know what she looks like. Twat.

  2. Jacqueline says:

    This reminds me of Mariah’s “Jennifer who?” Drop the shit. You’re an aging tweener in the music biz & you don’t know who one of the biggest boy bands is at this moment? Riiiiiiiight.

  3. john says:

    the fact she said urban music speaks volumes

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