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2Some Idiot Gave Justin Bieber Another Monkey

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Hey, remember how Justin Bieber had that pet monkey named Mally and he left it in Germany after customs stopped him trying to smuggle it into the country? Well, no one has learned from that adventure in assholery and irresponsibility, because he’s gone and got ANOTHER monkey. He hasn’t tried to take this one out of the US yet, but he did hold up a private jet for near on eight hours while he went to pick it up in Florida (thanks, Florida!).

From TMZ:

Justin Bieber has pissed off a private jet company … because his plane has been grounded in Miami for 8 hours, while Justin searches for his pet monkey … TMZ has learned.

Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ … Justin rented a private jet to take him from Miami to Burbank.  The plane was supposed to take off at 11 AM ET, but the Biebs called to say he was running late.

Hours passed … and he showed up at around 3 PM.  But we’re told he wasn’t ready to smoke out of Miami because he needed to pick up his monkey from West Palm Beach.

Four more hours passed, and the monkey hadn’t surfaced at the airport.  We’re told Bieber actually chartered a helicopter to bypass street traffic and retrieve the primate.

The plane finally took off at 5pm with Bieber inside, but no word as to whether the monkey made it. Whoever gave Justin Bieber another monkey should be prosecuted and banned from ever owning/selling/dealing with/whatever the hell with animals for the rest of their lives, though, because we all know this monkey is going to end up abandoned, as well, and the seller does not care about animals. BOO to everyone involved!

June 24, 2013 at 9:30 am by Jennifer
Filed Under: Justin Bieber

2 Responses to “Some Idiot Gave Justin Bieber Another Monkey”

  1. Chuck says:

    Let’s hope that Bieber will continue to piss his money away this idiotically so he winds up like Vanilla Ice.

  2. kathy says:

    honestly, out of everything i have ever read on this website i have never been so mad. such a disgrace.

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