The sixth season of True Blood kicks off next week, and while I’ve never watched a single episode (I’m BUSY, okay?), I know this will excite lots of people. Hot vampire sex! Blood lust! Alexander Skarsgard without a shirt! Stephen Moyer and Anna Paquin doing… whatever it is they do! It’s all going to be great!
Truth be told, I’d definitely watch this show if there wasn’t already six seasons in. It’s just too much to catch up on and I feel exhausted just thinking about it. I can’t commit! Anyone want to write me a lengthy and detailed summary of everything that’s happened before? Yes, I know I could just read the Sooki Stackhouse books (even though the TV series is probably wildly different), but I’m lazy.