Today in “What The Hell Is This Story?” news, Liam Gallagher – one half of the crotchety asshole brother band Oasis – and The Wire star Idris Elba got into a fight over some stupid bullshit. Idris apparently messed up Liam’s hair, so Liam threw Idris’ hat across the room. Oh, and Liam has no idea who Idris even is. So there’s that.
From Absolute Radio (via DS):
Of the suggestion that he stole Elba’s hat, Gallagher said: “No, I didn’t. I don’t go grabbing anyone.
“He messed my f**king hair up, so I pulled his hat off and booted it across the room and that’s it… yeah, give a s**t.”
When DJ Pete Donaldson said that Elba was “gigantic”, Gallagher replied: “I don’t give a f**k. I didn’t know who he was.
“I still don’t know who he is and I don’t give a f**k who he is. You don’t touch a man’s hair cut, man.
“Especially if you’ve got a red bobbly hat on. It’s not f**king Crossroads is it? You know what I mean? So let’s get that one straight, he f**ked my hair up, so the hat got it.”
LOL, what? I don’t know, let’s all just sit and enjoy this.