Y’all know I support young Miley Cyrus as she continues to find herself in life. She’s young, she’s trying on different identities, she’s a total mess, etc. I can dig it. Even when it means she makes stupid songs with Snoop Lion. However, she’s now released a new single called ‘We Can’t Stop’ and homegirl really, really should.
In the song, she sings about doing lines in a bathroom, getting high on Molly, twerking and just acting the general fool. Ah, youth. Except, you know, not. Her vocals are overdubbed and put through so much autotune that she comes out sounding like a twisted ass Rihanna, and that’s not a good thing.
To make matters worse, she’s now opened up a Facebook competition for all her fans. Basically, you send in a video of yourself twerking to her new song – despite the fact that it’s not really twerking material – and the ones she likes best, she’ll put together in a fan-made video. Because if there’s one thing you want to be remembered for in your life, it’s shaking your ass cheeks in a former Disney child star’s video for a shitty song. Lord almighty.