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Miley Cyrus ‘Can’t Stop’, Even Though She Really, Really Should

Y’all know I support young Miley Cyrus as she continues to find herself in life. She’s young, she’s trying on different identities, she’s a total mess, etc. I can dig it. Even when it means she makes stupid songs with Snoop Lion. However, she’s now released a new single called ‘We Can’t Stop’ and homegirl really, really should.

In the song, she sings about doing lines in a bathroom, getting high on Molly, twerking and just acting the general fool. Ah, youth. Except, you know, not. Her vocals are overdubbed and put through so much autotune that she comes out sounding like a twisted ass Rihanna, and that’s not a good thing.

To make matters worse, she’s now opened up a Facebook competition for all her fans. Basically, you send in a video of yourself twerking to her new song – despite the fact that it’s not really twerking material – and the ones she likes best, she’ll put together in a fan-made video. Because if there’s one thing you want to be remembered for in your life, it’s shaking your ass cheeks in a former Disney child star’s video for a shitty song. Lord almighty.

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  • KUDOS Jennifer. I agree with ALL you said. Just one thing to add, that video has New World ORDER written ALL over it. The trashing of black PEOPLE and women. Again, new world ORDER. I hope Miley Cyrus is wondering,” When did they steal my subconscious?”

  • if you hate it that much why waste time posting about it online, cuz guess what… no one cares that you don’t like her new song, there are probably thousands of other people who don’t like it either but im sure they have better things to do than complain to strangers on the internet

    • Screw that. The song sucks and it makes people feel better to hear someone else thattheydont know hates it too. Just so you know, there are a lot of bored people out there who probably don’t have anything enter to do. It’s gossip it’s the kind of thing that is written with gossip. Deal with it.

      I hope with all my heart that Miley can see that everyone pretty much hates what she’s doing to herself right now. And that she should really stop.

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