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2Heidi Klum Isn’t Engaged To The Help Yet, Still Just Banging Him

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Heidi Klum started screwing the help after her kiss from the rose that is Seal ended a couple of years back, and rumours have been rampant that the very Scandinavian life-saving duo are engaged since they’re both walking around with rings from Tiffany & Co lately. Still, don’t be so sure – Heidi basically said they’ve got the rings because she and Martin Kristen are rich and have nothing better to spend money on, NOT because they’re planning to walk down the aisle anytime soon.

From Yahoo! OMG:

“There’s no engagement. I did get a present from my boyfriend. He did give me a ring and he has the same.

“I am not engaged. I am not planning to get married anytime soon. It’s just a beautiful piece of jewelry. Just something nice.”

“I am happy. It is always hard to find the right partner and you just never know in the beginning.”

I don’t know why that strikes me as funny, but I love Heidi Klum’s suspicion about her partners. You never know in the beginning? What, like, if your partner is a homicidal maniac? Anyway, you heard the woman: no wedding yet.

May 3, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer
Filed Under: Heidi Klum, Seal

2 Responses to “Heidi Klum Isn’t Engaged To The Help Yet, Still Just Banging Him”

  1. Mike says:

    She’s right to be cautious. Her last partner turned out to be a seal.

  2. fishfry says:

    Heidi Klum is from Germany and I’m almost positive her bodyguard is South African, sooooo “Scandinavian” duo? Nope. You have your geography WAY wrong. As a super geography buff, that mistake makes me cringe! Sorry!

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