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6Oh, F-ck Off: Gwyneth Paltrow Is Bringing Her Bullshit To Video

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It’s not enough that Gwyneth Paltrow wants to tell you how wrong your life is and how right hers always has and always will be at every available opportunity in print. No, now she’s going to bring along fellow psycho, advocate of the 700 calorie per day diet and “personal trainer” Tracy Anderson for a ten episode online mini-series called Second Chances. As in, you don’t always have to be a fat, poor failure! If you listen to me and Tracy here, we’ll give you a second chance at being just like us!

Think that doesn’t sound bad enough? Well, think again. Ryan Seacrest Productions is bankrolling and producing this bullshit. Lord, give me strength.

From Variety:

“It’s a new focus for us, in the context of this company,” he said of digital development at Ryan Seacrest Prods.

The Paltrow project emanated from TV development that Ryan Seacrest Prods. was working on with the A-list actress. “Second Chances,” which co-stars fitness guru Tracy Anderson, reveals the inspiring stories of women who’ve overcome all manner of adversity.

AOL is expected to announce “Second Chances” as part of its newfronts slate on Tuesday in New York.

Hilariously, this seems a whole lot like Amanda de Cadenet’s The Conversation, which Gwyneth appeared on but failed to secure a second season from Lifetime. Oopsies.

May 1, 2013 at 7:30 am by Jennifer

6 Responses to “Oh, F-ck Off: Gwyneth Paltrow Is Bringing Her Bullshit To Video”

  1. kaio says:

    she ate only 700 calorie a day and it healthy? i always think under 1000 is starve.

    • Pique says:

      That’s right. You’re supposed to eat no less than 1200 calories (if you’re a woman) opposed to 2000 on a ‘normal’ diet. That way in a week you’d create a 4000 calorie deficit – 3500 calories = 1lbs.

  2. pikki nikki polka pants says:

    why is this butt trumpet becoming a daily thing on EB? is it because she’s “trending”? because of Iron Man 3? whatever the case, gwynnie poo is booooorrrrrriiiiiiing. wake me when she has an upskirt or talks about doing drugs in the 90s with brad pitt…

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