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1Attention: Geri Halliwell’s Vibrator Is On The Loose

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Spice Girl and professional tube rider (heh heh) Geri Halliwell is having a bit of a problem. You see, her vibrator seems to have gone walkabout and she’s sort of at a loss as to how to rectify the situation. Of course, she could  just order another one under a pseudonym or send an assistant or someone else to get one for her (or just walk in and get one herself – no shame in the masturbation game!) but instead, she took to Twitter to ask the advice of her followers.


Thankfully, Mel C came to the rescue and offered her friend some advice, which has since been deleted. Basically get a new housekeeper and order a new one online.


Oh, dear. Is Geri Halliwell really that dense/horny? Who can say, but she’s one of the best people to follow on Twitter because of it.

April 22, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer

One Response to “Attention: Geri Halliwell’s Vibrator Is On The Loose”

  1. pikki nikki polka pants says:

    reads like she was trying too hard to shock people. let’s just come right out & say it – vibrators are fun & every woman should own one. am i right or am i right?

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