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6Katy Perry Definitely Didn’t Get Back With “Gross” Russell Brand, Despite What Perez Hilton Says

Perez Hilton is a champion shit spewer who some celebrities apparently really like and consider a friend for reasons I can’t fathom. Well, cross Katy Perry‘s name off that list, because she was none too pleased when he posted a story on his site earlier this week claiming that she had reunited with ex-husband Russell Brand and that they’d been spotted kissing.

What say you to that, Katy?

Ah, yes. Perez, of course, relented soon after, being the ass kisser he is, and removed the entry, replacing it with an apology about how his “sources” were wrong. And by sources, he obviously means whatever 18-year-old LA transplant he hired as an intern came up with that day.

Oh no! Our sources were 100% wrong!

A source told us today that they saw Katy Perry and her ex-husband Russell Brand making out, but we have confirmation now it simply wasn’t true!

We’re so sorry for jumping the gun on this one, KatyCat and Russ!

We were just so excited to imagine two of our favorites were rekindling an old flame, we must’ve been blinded by our love for you guys as a couple!!

Oh, f-ck off.

April 12, 2013 at 7:30 am by Jennifer

6 Responses to “Katy Perry Definitely Didn’t Get Back With “Gross” Russell Brand, Despite What Perez Hilton Says”

  1. kimcheee says:

    Perez looks so big next to Katy!

  2. Isabel says:

    Lollll blinded by the love for this couple? Perez did everything he could do to bash Russell after the breakup and told everyone he was so happy Katy was finally free of him.. Sure Perez! What a fool.

  3. Marcy says:

    This guy honestly makes me homophobic and I don’t like it.

  4. Steph says:

    I think he did it for attention. His site contains too many inaccurate stories.

  5. pikki nikki polka pants says:

    his yellow hand is giving me the creeps. what the what??

  6. Jack Ketch says:

    Way to show us the outline of one of your implants, you twit. “The rack is real, huh ??

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