Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Even Chris Martin Thinks Gwyneth Paltrow Is Annoying

gwyneth paltrow chris martin

You know you’re one annoying motherf-cker when even your husband is worried about how much you’re getting on people’s nerves. I mean, let’s face it – Gwyneth Paltrow, in the past month alone, has posted her “favourite things” online which total over $400k, told the world that she won’t let her kids eat anything with gluten in it despite them being KIDS who NEED NUTRITION and even admitted that she finds herself to be a threat to other women. In other words: f-ck off, Gwyneth Paltrow. In any case, her hub and Coldplay frontman Chris Martin (who I LOVE, by the way – and no, I’m not sorry) is said to be, uh, a bit concerned about how awful the woman he’s married to seems to be.

From Closer (via DigitalSpy):

A source said to Closer: “Chris tells her she’s too righteous sometimes and that she needs to think before she starts preaching. But he’s the same. It’s like they are out to save the world.”

They continued: “She’s convinced people are just envious of her lifestyle and the fact that she’s discovered how to live well.

“Gwyneth gets herself in hot water as she can’t help herself. She’s a preacher over diet, exercise, meditation and how to raise kids – she thinks people want to hear about her glam lifestyle.

“She’s totally clueless about how much she annoys people.”

Aw, bless. Obviously she’s clueless as to how unbearable she is, otherwise I assume she’d make an effort to be, you know, a lot less annoying. Unless, of course, you’re that much of a G that you don’t give a f-ck about who hates you, which would almost be better in this case. As for Chris Martin being just as annoying, I refuse to believe it! I know Coldplay gets a lot of shit, but we went to see their Mylo Xyloto stadium tour last summer and it was absolutely brilliant in every way – and that’s coming from someone who wasn’t a massive Coldplay fan before going. That’s not to say someone can’t be annoying personally and yet really brilliant artistically (I see you, the 10% of Hollywood that’s actually talented), but he’s always struck me as a pretty down-to-earth guy.

5 CommentsLeave a comment

  • Chris visited my very sick cousin in the hospital this summer. He spent an hour with her and gave her a swag bag with an ipod loaded with Coldplay, tshirts etc. There was no press or paparazzi there, he just does this when he tours. It makes me forgive him for being married to that pompous asshole. I cannot stand her.

    • That’s pretty cool. I met Steve Jones and Paul Cook from the Sex Pistols years and years ago, and they were very down to earth and very very generous with their time. It’s cool to know your rock superheroes are also good people. Which they were. I’m glad to see Mr. Martin did his thing too.

  • She annoys me recently like alot. No one can afford that shit she can, and shes a stupid bitch for not realizing that. She should shut the fuck up and leave us alone.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.

Notify me of followup comments via e-mail. You can also subscribe without commenting.