Today's Evil Beet Gossip


Jessica Alba’s lifestyle tips are apparently “more grounded” than Gwyneth’s [Celebitchy]

Dita Von Teese is topless again in public [Taxi Driver Movie]

Kevin Federline’s just going to ride the whole fat thing out, I guess [The Superficial]

Sara Underwood is pretty, blonde and in a pretty skimpy dress [IDLYITW]

Bradley Cooper got a perm for a movie role, so he might get an Oscar after all [Lainey Gossip]

Brandi Glanville thinks LeAnn Rimes has “no boundaries” [ICYDK]

Miley Cyrus is running around in a tiny bikini and there are pictures [Drunken Stepfather]

Rita Ora has a new modeling gig for Superga [PopCrush]

Ian McKellan is officiating Patrick Stewart’s wedding and everything is adorable [StarCrush]

Uh oh, you can see completely through Joanna Krupa’s dress [Taxi Driver Movie]

Danni Allen wins ‘The Biggest Loser’ after shedding 121 lbs! [Bitten and Bound]

Chris Pratt and Jeremy Allen White are in a movie together and it looks good [OMG Blog]

JWoww is wearing a sparkly purple dress because she’s from New Jersey [Celebslam]

Ryan Lochte is getting a reality show and it’s already filming [The Blemish]

Snooki and Mama June have both lost a lot of weight and are showing it off [TooFab]

Trace Cyrus has a face tattoo and it looks stupid [Celebrity VIP Lounge]

Christian Bale might play Moses because why not? [MoeJackson]

Beyonce wants something called a “ho sit down” after giving birth next time [Bossip]

Obama looks like Satan from The Bible and it’s all Republicans’ fault [Elite Daily]

Selena Gomez has legs for days outside Letterman [Popoholic]