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Beth Ditto Arrested For Kicking A Dude In The Balls

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Beth Ditto, lead singer of The Gossip, was arrested in Portland on Friday for “disorderly conduct.” Translation: girl was blackout drunk and violent in public.

Ms. Ditto’s classy evening began at The Bungalo Bar where she was allegedly kicked out for being “too drunk.” Then we get into Amanda Bynes territory. Apparently after being ejected, she ran out into the street, threw off her shoes, and shouted, “Obama! Obama!”

Shit got real and the police arrived. The Metro posted this witness account from Reddit:

By 1:30 Beth was completely blackout drunk challenging people to fights. My friends and I headed over to the Bungalow from the Alibi only to be met with Beth’s belligerent asshole posse. We got our drinks and went out to the back, only to hear her and her friends breaking shit. Fifteen minutes later she was arrested for being a complete f-cking c***. The bartender called the police because she kicked him in balls.

Dude, not cool. If any of this goes to trial, worst case scenario is she could get up to six months in jail and a fine of £1,600 (about $2,415.)

So bizarre.

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  • I can’t believe you wrote the maximum fine using British Pound Sterling. We use the dollar amount in the US, and the max fine is $2500.00. We won the revolution…remember? Plus the bartender will more than likely press charges for assault unless he settles out of court. Either way, its going to cost her some cash

  • Eh, make her pay some dollahs and send the crazy betch home. Rude as hell? Yeah. But jail time? Nah. Unless she’s a repeat offender like Lindsanity…highly doubt that…

  • Great. Hey, sorry guys, that ain’t the kinda hospitality that Portlanders I knew and grew up with would show. SHE should get kicked. Primarily for being an angry, lesbian, man-hater, but Obama lover. The last one is the worst part.

    • I totally want to kick you in the balls. About 15 or 100 times. “Lesbian, man-hater, but Obama lover”? What kind of Neanderthal throw-back are you? Did you just crawl out from beneath the rock you’ve spent the past 20 years under? You are a sad, homophobic, probably racist, woman-hating little creep who undoubtedly vents the words he wishes he had the bravery to say out loud to someone’s face. Instead you hide behind your computer, making these pitiful and feeble bigoted remarks. My, aren’t you brave!
      I’m from the South and WE have manners. Since I moved to Portland, all I’ve met with are a bunch of douchenozzle hipsters and drug addicts. It’s really gross. And I do not run in those types of circles… they’re just unavoidable in that gross, pathetic, foster child city. I am so glad I moved out.

      • A Southerner calling a Portlander a redneck, now that’s the pot calling the kettle black.
        (The phrase “The pot calling the kettle black” is an idiom used to claim that a person is guilty of the very thing of which they accuse another.)

        Why the hell is she protected from being challenged just because she’s a Lesbian, if someone’s sexual preference was masturbating, would that give them some kind of immunity from criticism.

        Some of the worst bigots I’ve ever come across are lesbians, who hate 49% of the entire population of the world. I hope I see the day she gets kicked in the cunt. Beth Dildo is a redneck, not the Portlander.

  • I wonder what would happen if a story turned up about some dickwad rock guy kicking a female bartender that cute with him, in the cunt.

    Her name should be Beth Dildo. What a creep, and to think people actually think she is talented, go figure.

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