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10Kim Kardashian Is Quitting Reality TV Because Kanye West Taught Her The Meaning of “Privacy”

The point of this story is that Kim Kardashian is retiring from reality TV in its various incarnations – Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kourtney & Kim Take Miami, Get the Kardashians Off My F-cking TV Already, etc. After five years, she wants to use being knocked up as a turning point and stop living her life in front of the camera… but only because Kanye West pointed out the concept of “privacy” to her.

From to DuJour magazine:

“My boyfriend has taught me a lot about privacy. I’m ready to be a little less open about some things, like my relationships. I’m realizing everyone doesn’t need to know everything.”

“When you live your life so publicly, like on a reality show, people assume that they know every side of you already,” she adds. “But they always want more.”

Not only does everyone not need to know everything, we also don’t want to. I can count on zero hands how many people I know who actually give a shit about the Kardashians and what they’re doing in life. I’ll “watch” (read: zone out to) one of their shows if they’re on, but I never absorb any information, most likely because there’s none to absorb. They’re a family with too much money and not enough brains, but they’ve learned how to turn that into even more money, so good for them.

In any case, how hilarious that Kanye is responsible for telling Kim to cool it with sharing her entire life with the general public, and that it never occurred to her before now. I suppose it’s never too late for a little common sense, and lucky for us, the Kardashians’ various TV shows probably won’t last much longer once Kim goes. Every cloud has a silver lining, people.

February 21, 2013 at 11:30 am by Jennifer

10 Responses to “Kim Kardashian Is Quitting Reality TV Because Kanye West Taught Her The Meaning of “Privacy””

  1. Lola says:

    I pity her poor child. Imagine this clueless twit as a mom.

  2. Canada Guy says:

    So now expect Kanye to be run over by a hit and run driver while Kris K is conveniently in another country with a full alibi.
    (of course it will be caught of film, don’t even think about that!)

  3. Julia says:

    Kanye is the fucking idiot that tweeted how hard he just fucked Kim ! Now privacy ! They both are a joke ! I wish nothing more then to never hear about those two useless pieces of shits ever again ! One can only hope but we know they are two of the biggest fame whores their are and that’s the way that poor kid is gonna come out , with a camera right in it face !

  4. Blu says:

    Pimp momma, will not allow her kash kow, to leave the barn..

  5. Webster says:

    She’s just trading in her old pimp for a new one. They will be cashing in on any publicity they can create together. Camera whores, the both of them.

  6. jilly says:

    If she had really learned anything about privacy, she would not have repeated a private conversation. Just sayin’

  7. blasted1 says:

    I think this is just an excuse because she doesn’t want to be seen getting to be a bigger blimp than even Jessica Simpson.

  8. Kroai says:

    kim is very pretty. and show is very good.

    kim is on for two more season kim baby she say is not

  9. meh1 says:

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
    This is the funniest thing I have ever read…it’s sort of like saying “Lindsay Lohan really taught me some things about self respect”
    ahahahahahahahaaaaaaa I can’t even.

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