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22Ugh, Gag Me: Kim Kardashian Wants to Have Sex With Herself

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I know that in some circles, Kim Kardashian is supposed to be “attractive” or “hot”. She doesn’t ring my bell, so to speak, but to each his own. We’re all unique people with unique tastes, so do you, Kim K fans. One person who is definitely into Kim Kardashian is… well, Kim Kardashian. She’s feeling herself so hard that she wishes she could actually feel herself, if you know what I mean.

From an upcoming episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami (via DigitalSpy):

The pregnant reality star was discussing her romantic fantasies on Kourtney & Kim Take Miami, when she admitted she has sexual curiosities about her own beauty.

“If I was a man, I would want to know what it’s like to have sex with myself,” Kim disclosed.

She added: “I would just want to know what it would feel like.”

I mean, I guess all women are curious as to know what the hell is so mindblowingly great about sex to a man that his entire life is controlled by the need to have it 24/7. Women’s bodies are pretty great, after all (ahem), but we can sort of enjoy it and then go on with our lives. Anyway, coming from Kim, this comment seems more about her narcissistic fascination with her own hype than it is about curiosity about the different experiences of human sexuality for men and women. I should know better than to look for meaning from a Kardashian, but I’m only human.

February 20, 2013 at 7:30 am by Jennifer
Filed Under: Kim Kardashian

22 Responses to “Ugh, Gag Me: Kim Kardashian Wants to Have Sex With Herself”

  1. pikki nikki polka pants says:

    she’s most definitely no fun in the sack. bleh

    • Junebug says:

      Polka pants, have you heard about this girls sex tape ? Pretty sure most guys would beg to differ with you… Just saying.

      • Chaz says:

        Have you seen the Kim k sex tape? I’m not a porn guy but even I’ve seen it… Kim K looks like a dead lay! Pikki, I know most women can’t hope to compete with the wild she-beast that resides within you!

      • Chuck says:

        If you can divine anything about Kim K, it’s all about her and her needs. She neither knows what anyone else wants, nor does she care. Seen her sex tape – wasn’t impressed.

      • pikki nikki polka pants says:

        SHE-BEEEEEAST! That is badass; I’m usin’ that one & often. June, I heard she just lays there like a “dead fish”; same with that Paris Hilton porn. The rich bitches are laaaaazy & probably too strung out to get into it; that’s what I’ve observed thus far. KK’s butt implants would make for good handlebars, but that’s about it.

      • Chaz says:

        I meant to say wild, unbridled she-beast…. It is, in fact, much more fitting!

      • MaryKate says:

        I saw this, and this was not good : even if she got an amazing body (because injections you know where) she’s really passive in bed and thaht is not sexy at all, it ruins everything.
        ps : + she sounds dumb normally but in bed it’s worse

  2. meh says:

    “I mean, I guess all women are curious as to know what the hell is so mindblowingly great about sex to a man that his entire life is controlled by the need to have it 24/7.”

    Yes, we all just wonder what in the world is so fantastic about it while we lay on our backs and stare at the ceiling, mentally making a grocery list, waiting for him to finish. Only men enjoy and think about sex a lot.

  3. Not all men think about or need to have sex 24/7.

    • Chaz says:

      How would you know? If memory serves, you have an innie there Bobby.

    • bonnakins says:

      She’s right. My husband is older than me and while I’m in my prime, he is in his decline. I hit on him constantly. I am a sex-crazed hormonal lust machine. Him… not so much. He is great fun still, just not as often as I would like, but in all fairness, if it was up to me, we would be scronching all day and night. (I think he`s hot.)

  4. Maggie says:

    While I hate Kim with a passion and think that she really is extremely narcissistic and probably the vainest person on earth I don’t find her opinion here that selfish.
    Doesn’t everybody wonder how sex feels like for the partner? I know I do.

  5. Anonymous says:

    If this pinhead ever said something remotely intelligent I’d faint from shock.

  6. Julia says:

    Did everyone forget that she got pissed on !!!! she is nothing but a human sewer !!!! She is the nastiest person !!! Nasty fat ugly bitch !!

  7. Glimpse says:

    “Women’s bodies are pretty great, after all (ahem), but we can sort of enjoy it and then go on with our lives.”

    You clearly got issues then if you just “sort of enjoy it”.

  8. Jason S. says:

    So Kim wants to go f*ck herself?

  9. pufinstuf says:

    I would bet that she just said that to get attention (like a lot of the things she says.) And it worked.

  10. Manda Tori Mayle says:

    Let me help you out, Ms. K, having painfully and boringly viewed your tape. It’s like … pi**ing in a bottom heavy, lifeless urinal.

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