It’s been less than a year since Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris finally tied the knot (after she unsuccessfully tried to run away) and to everyone’s shock, I’m sure, 26-year-old Crystal isn’t so keen on having sex with her 86-year-old husband. While she could only say “no comment” when asked if they are intimate, she did seem way too relieved as she explained that Hef would rather play board games than do the nasty.
From HuffPost Live:
“I feel like since Hef is older now and he’s had… the phases of all the girlfriends and all that kind of stuff… I feel now is more, you know, like cuddling up and watching a movie or playing backgammon. We play Uno with the girls.”
Crystal also backtracked a bit on her previous comments that the Playboy mogul is a “two second man“, blaming it on a bad publicist and probably the truth since he’s old as dirt.
“When I first left, I did some interviews I shouldn’t have done. I was mad. It was a breakup, and I shouldn’t have done some of the things. At the time I had a bad publicist, so things did get switched and turned around.”
Well, okay. I can’t really talk about this much more because I just ate lunch and I might vomit even thinking of Hef’s wrinkly ass going at it with anyone, let alone a girl young enough to be his granddaughter, but I think Crystal has said all there is to say, anyway.
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The very definition of “golddigger”.
I think she’s wants to be viewed as a “trophy wife”. And she can be just like a trophy full of fake gold..besides, we all know she probably has several side pieces.
Uno is going to be very pleased!