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Isabel Lucas is Most Probably an Alien

Isabel Lucas in Sydney, Christian Dior opening, photos, pictures

I am aware that I am taking a chance with Isabel Lucas, especially in that thing of a dress, but if I’ve learned something about my profession in the past ten years, it is to follow my instincts (that, and to always proofread to see if I’ve left any words out).  So, I’ll to go ahead and try to get you interested in Isabel Lucas.

There’s something to her, isn’t there?  Something off, but not necessarily in a bad way.  To me, she looks like she’s of another species – as The Rolling Stones once put it, a “Siamese cat of a girl” (and I am sure they mean it in the ‘slightly cross-eyed, obnoxiously-yowling’ sense).  Or better yet, a Decepticon Transformer.  That might explain why, so far, she has been somewhat typecast in utopic and futuristic films such as The Immortals and the new remake of Red Dawn. But seriously, is Lucas a real-life woman at all?

I find her rather freakishly pretty, and although I am unsure about her acting skills, I am still very fascinated.  Isabel Lucas is Australian, if this has anything to do with it, and the most recent sighting of her was in Sydney at a Christian Dior store opening.  I’ve seen her in a much better state of fitness and attire, but again – how exotic! What do you guys think?  Are you as infatuated as I am, or do you hate the skinny bitch?

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