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17Not Sure How I Feel About Beyonce’s New GQ Cover

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This is Beyonce’s new (leaked, incidentally) GQ cover, and frankly, I don’t think I like it all that much. Granted, Beyonce has a banging body, and no one can take that away from her, but it just seems so … well, so seedy for someone like Beyonce. Or rather, for someone like Beyonce who acts like they’re better than pretty much everyone and everything else, except for when a magazine like GQ comes a’knocking and offers a sum of money that anyone short of Angelina Jolie would be silly to pass up.

Yeah, that’s probably more accurate, I guess. While Beyonce definitely gives us the impression that she feels she’s better than all of us combined because she hangs out with the President and his wife and vacations in places I’ve never even heard of, it’s all a facade. She’s on her way out and she knows it. Yes, now that I think of it, I can totally understand why Beyonce just looks … well, simple and desperate in this cover photo, and it’s because Beyonce is kind of simple and desperate, now, isn’t she?

Don’t you just love when you’re able to talk it all out and answer your own questions?

January 9, 2013 at 10:30 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Beyonce, Beyonce Knowles

17 Responses to “Not Sure How I Feel About Beyonce’s New GQ Cover”

  1. Grace says:

    That cover is distorted and disturbing but one thing is for sure if Beyowhale really gave birth her stomach doesn’t show it. She must have had some intense photoshopping to get rid of all of the stretch marks that she got from “carrying her baby”.

    • Chuck says:

      I thought the same thing. Is it the angle of the way the cover is photographed that makes it seem she’s got a WAY bigger ass than Kim K?

    • kimcheee says:

      I don’t think she really was pregnant at all. Her boobs didn’t get bigger. Her “bump” folded in half (unnaturally) when she sat down to give an interview…..they closed the whole wing off when she “gave birth” and her baby weight disappeared instantly. It’s her own business if she adopted or cloned her child….but LOL, right?

    • kimcheee says:

      Look how small her head is …… LOL

    • nakedpainter says:

      I’m not saying that Beyonce actual had a human baby growing inside of her, but not everybody has stretch marks on their belly after giving birth, particularly after having only one child. I just want to put that out there.

      Alternatively, can someone tell me why these leaked mag cover pictures are almost always taken askew? Why not snap the pic straight on, not lying on a coffee table or someone’s desk? lol

  2. Chaz says:

    Kim K has been getting too much attention….

  3. Jacq says:

    She is on a descent, but the rock bottom will be when Kim K is on her Tumblr

  4. Alicia says:

    All I can say is pepsi deal. We can all shut our poor, poor mouths now.

    • kimcheee says:

      while Beyonce rakes in the bucks encouraging our kids to consume aspartame, neotame and bone dissolving chemicals…

  5. MrsPatrickBateman says:

    Wow. My upper arms are smaller than my thighs but their not dwarfed by them the way hers seem to be.

  6. Kimbra says:

    She loves it, no doubt. They should have slimmed her thighs and butt.

  7. malibou says:

    If you have that much hip and booty goin’, you don’t have that kind of gap between your legs.

  8. bonnakins says:

    That is some weird photoshopping going on.

  9. crab says:

    This is for real?? Oh man I thought it was a joke!!

  10. puddin says:

    This is such a Rihanna cover.

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