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… But What Are You Doing With Your Face, Selena Gomez?

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I don’t know. The lady messing with her fingernails doesn’t know. Hell, Selena Gomez herself probably doesn’t even know, but want to hear a secret? Because I’ll tell you a secret that’s probably not so secret once you hear it (actually, to be frank, it wouldn’t be a secret once you heard it, because that’s not really how secrets work, now, is it?): whatever Selena Gomez is doing with her face isn’t all that good.

Granted, it’s a funny face. We all make funny faces—I make funny faces in the bathroom mirror just to make myself laugh, and then when people outside of the closed bathroom door ask me what I’m doing in the bathroom that’s making me laugh, I have to laugh again, because come on. Life’s funny. Here’s one of my favorite funny faces (hint: it’s mine):


And here’s another:


Here’s a funny thing I can do with my tongue (you can also see up my nose, too, if you’re into that sort of thing and OH! My uvula!):


And oh God, here’s my demon face:


You’re welcome.

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