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Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Madonna photo: Anonymous
“Madonna made the mistake of not explaining to him that you that you don’t pull out the anal beads like you are starting a lawn mower.”

First runner-up: Nevarre
“Dayum girl, that stick’s jammed up there REAL tight!”

Second runner-up: mikkid4
“Just a little more, I can see the end of the butt plug starting to pop out …”

Congrats to Anonymous! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!).

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