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33Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

photo of olivier sarkozy and mary-kate olsen pictures
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Megan Fox photo: Dani
“They asked for my best Sarah Jessica Parker impression.”

First runner-up: puddin
“As an epidemic of extreme plastic surgery procedures ravishes Hollywood, Taylor Swift is the latest in a string of actresses to wake up as an imitation Megan Fox.”

Second runner-up: Anonymous
“So … Shia stuck it where?”

Congrats to Dani! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!).

December 18, 2012 at 4:30 pm by Sarah
Filed Under: Caption This

33 Responses to “Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo”

  1. malibou says:

    That’s the problem with these young ones, you gotta teach them everything. Seriously, this is the worst gin & tonic ever.

  2. kimchee says:

    “2 more of these and you can take your dark glasses off, Mary Ann….I mean, Mary Kate.”

  3. cocopuffsaredelicious says:

    Ugh is this aged alcohol? You know I prefer everything underage.

  4. meh says:

    You call this vodka? Don’t be ridiculous!

  5. jen says:

    I’m sorry daddy!! I couldn’t hold it any longer and there was nothing else available!!

  6. Melissa says:

    How much more of this stuff do I have to drink before I feel okay about having my arm around the baby from Full House… Hiccup.. I mean my girlfriend.

  7. BOB B. says:

    damn i hope she gets better looking after i finish this drink

  8. jester2.0 says:

    What the …. ………. hey plaid shirt ……………………….. plaid shirt ……………………… plaid shirt taste this ……….. is his gin or vodka ……………. plaid shirt who’s winning what’s the score ……. did you taste this plaid shrirt.

  9. Junebug says:

    Babe? ( lifts leg, sound of long drawn out fart ) The older I get, the harder it is to digest this shit..make the next one a gin and pepto bismol…babe ?

  10. Anonymous says:

    You didn’t put that stuff you gave Heath Ledger in this, did you?

  11. Anonymous says:

    Her backwash makes it taste like Uncle Jessie.

  12. Queasy says:

    Dammit, i popped in my green teeth instead of my grey teeth this morning, really wanted to match my shirt!

  13. Anonymous says:

    Since when did Brad Garret start dating the blind muppet?

  14. mdmike4 says:

    Sacre bleu!! She spit her f’ing gum into my Perrier…

  15. Rob says:

    Here’s the deal.. you drink until I look good and I’ll drink until you seem interesting.

  16. Nevarre says:

    Great drink, baby! Just the right amount of Novacane, I cant’ feel my face !

  17. crab says:

    Olivier: (burrrrrp) ah!
    MaryKate: Phew I told you to lay off the buritos!!

  18. MJRyan says:

    (faaaaaart)”You know it’s fuckin sexy, Mar…., Kat…, Meerkat, what the hells your name again?!”

  19. Dave says:

    Wow… Do our faces really look like that? Could be the cold weather.., or mabey botox. Nothing like a procedure that can cause botulism if the botox is bad.

  20. tonyalala says:

    So you say you used to make this cocktail for Heath Ledger? Well, maybe it’s an acquired taste. By the way, how’s he doing? I haven’t heard from him in years.

  21. jester2.0 says:

    If ya put your face in my lap I’ll give ya somthin for christmas little girl. Oh ya Ho Ho Ho now face lap Go.

    Merry Christmas Bitches !!!!!!!!!!

  22. sakara says:

    Ahh, yeah; I can leave all the old man farts I want—cause her stink covers up the smell.

  23. sakara says:

    Blah; the crap I go through, and the broads I do, for the French fashion industry.

  24. sakara says:

    Sacrebleu—she is the real Pepe Le Pew!

  25. sakara says:

    Now I know how Papillion felt when he escaped from Devil’s Island, and wound up in a leper colony.

  26. sakara says:

    Christ—she smells like a French whore!

  27. sakara says:

    The booze I have to guzzle to get an erection for Mademoiselle Helen Keller!

  28. Rob says:

    Now, “Cut, It, Out!” you all know you are jealous!

  29. sakara says:

    And, that’s my W. C. Fields impersonation; how’s your Helen Keller doin’?

  30. sakara says:

    I’m finally gettin’ the drunken courage to tell Mary-Kate that Ashley is better in bed.

  31. Deebo says:

    She Doesnt Ralize how good she makes me look.

  32. Deebz says:

    Who the hell put a lime wedge in my vodka?!

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