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Love It or Leave It: Ke$ha’s … Look (?)

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So I’ve come to the conclusion that though I don’t understand much of what Ke$ha is about aside from glitter, Jack Daniels, oral sex, and that wet-penny smell, I’m going to just judge her fashion based on regular old Ke$ha standards, which are entirely different from the standards that you and I might use in real life.

That said? This outfit isn’t entirely all that bad. Especially when you compare it to some of Ke$ha’s other lovely fashion choices, such as this:

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Oh wait, no. My bad. Not that. This:

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Because do you remember that? I do. And of course, this:

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On a negative note, did girlfriend do something to her lips? Because they’re looking abnormally … plump, I guess you could say. Because “plump” is polite and not at all as offensive as if I were to say “two pieces of filleted liver with alabaster #2 cover liquid makeup all over them.” Nope, not nearly as rude.

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