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2Christina Aguilera Gives An Interview While Totally Trashed

A photo of Christina Aguilera

Ok, she didn’t say she was trashed, and she wasn’t carrying around a flask or anything (visibly), but sometimes, you just know.

Here, just check it out:

On gossip blogs: “Now everyone is a critic.  don’t read blogs. It’s just God-knows-who in Buttf-ck wherever writing hate shit. You can’t take it seriously. I’m sure you’ve all been hated on at some point by buttf-ck people.”

On other shows like The Voice: “I’ve not actually seen a full episode of any of the other music shows. I saw the commercials early on of American Idol of Simon being a dick. I was like, ‘Man, that’s not what it’s about!’ I didn’t want to treat people like that. I wanted to do The Voice to show that we can be positive. We don’t have to knock people down.”

On songwriter Linda Perry and the process of writing “Beautiful”: “Linda Perry is raw, she’s real and she intimidates a lot of grown men. She’s amazing. I was having a really bad day. I came into her studio. It was at her house at the time. I was working with her on a bunch of stuff. She just kind of sat down at her piano in her dining room and started singing. ’Don’t do all that Mariah shit’ –  that was her, not me, I love that shit! But she was like ‘don’t be doing all that acrobatic shit, just sing!’”

On more shit: “Shit happens, man. This is the business. It’s not going to be all cute and pretty and tied up in a little bow.”

On the interview itself: “It’s real talk today.”

See what I mean? Oh, and when she was talking about “Beautiful,” she took a break to sing a few lines from the song. Isn’t that such a drunk girl thing to do? “Oh yeah, my song ‘Beautiful,’” and then she goes into “all that Mariah shit.” Then she burps and says “it’s real talk today.” I LOVE it.

And I’m also really glad to know that she think of me as “God-knows-who in Buttf-ck wherever writing hate shit.” I know she’s probably not talking about me personally, but it still gives me some weird sense of validation. Thank you for that, Drunk Christina. Thank you for the real talk.

October 27, 2012 at 12:00 pm by Emily
Filed Under: Christina Aguilera

2 Responses to “Christina Aguilera Gives An Interview While Totally Trashed”

  1. JIM says:

    CHRISTINA AGUILERA AND LINDA PERRY WILL BE SUED FOR STEALING MY WORK!!! YOU WILL PAY IN THIS LIFE AND THE NEXT!!!

  2. blasted1 says:

    Hey, I come from Butt-F*ck, too! Small world, huh?

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