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Caption This, Emmy Edition: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Arnold Schwarzenegger photo: Chaz (OMGLOL)
“Well, um hello, Sexy Mr. Arnold Schwarzenegger, um my name is Ike Nash, and I come from the Caribbean island called St. Vincent & the Grenadines, but um, I now live in Toronto in the country of Canada, if you look over here, um you can see the home I hope to someday buy you, Sexy Mr. Arnold Schwarzenegger, when the checks from all the songs and screenplays I’ve written for all the sexy lay-days featured on this site…..”

First runner-up: MikieD
“While Arnold seems to be weathering the strains of the divorce well, Maria, not so much …”

Second runner-up: Anonymous
“(Ricky Rachtman) Hey Arnold, there’s that three-tittied woman from Total Recall. Didn’t you hit that?
(Arnold) Ricky, you should stop referring to your mom like that. And yes I did.”

Congrats to Chaz! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!)

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