36Caption This, Emmy Edition: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Arnold Schwarzenegger photo: Chaz (OMGLOL)
“Well, um hello, Sexy Mr. Arnold Schwarzenegger, um my name is Ike Nash, and I come from the Caribbean island called St. Vincent & the Grenadines, but um, I now live in Toronto in the country of Canada, if you look over here, um you can see the home I hope to someday buy you, Sexy Mr. Arnold Schwarzenegger, when the checks from all the songs and screenplays I’ve written for all the sexy lay-days featured on this site…..”
First runner-up: MikieD
“While Arnold seems to be weathering the strains of the divorce well, Maria, not so much …”
Second runner-up: Anonymous
“(Ricky Rachtman) Hey Arnold, there’s that three-tittied woman from Total Recall. Didn’t you hit that?
(Arnold) Ricky, you should stop referring to your mom like that. And yes I did.”
Congrats to Chaz! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!)
When asked where she was from, in keeping with the conehead manifesto Ashley responded, “I’m from France”…
Remember when I was unbelievably hot???
Ashley looked a bit puzelled when she was ask why she was dressed like she was attending the 1966 Country Music Awards.
“No, I swear I didn’t get plastic surgery. I know it looks like it, but still taking those steroids. Yep. Totally just the steroids.”
“Yes, I have some amazing projects in the works. My next endeavor will be portraying Vince Vance in the upcoming biopic of his life. I’m also singing on the soundtrack. (sings…) I don’t neeeeeed exspensive thinnnngs, they don’t matteeeeeer to meeee. All that I want, can be found underneeeeath the Christmas treeeee. You are the angel atop my treeeee, you are my dreeeeeam come truuue. Santa can’t bring me what I neeeeed, cause all I want for Christmaaaaas issssss yoooooooou!” :D
First I have to research who Ashley Judd is.
Oh know I didn’t beitch!! (Ashley’s answer when she questioned about having any plastic surgery.)
Cinderella’s evil step-sister auditions for The Voice.
“I’m sexy and I know it!”
“Oh come on, the hair isn’t THAAAAAT big. Besides, I was trying to channel Miley.”
“MRyan fucked my brains out!”
Ahuh, don’t act like you’re not wondering just how long it’ll take you to untie this big bow and receive a special present.
Damn, that’s some good cocaine!
“Sorry I forgot my fur coat and my cigarettes I’ve got to run! I will be back for the puppies soon (muahahahaha). “
The problem with being married to a race car driver is that you show up everywhere with this hairdo.
I know that look. It’s the same one I see every time I go in for anal.
What you talkin’ about Winona?
“YA’LL…this is my new signature Snooki-Wanna Be Trademark Do! Her hairstyle exploded a trend and a fanbase, so I gotta get on this track as well cause I don’t have much else goin’ on.”
Well, “To Serve Man” is a cookbook actually.
The higher the hair, the closers to God.
“Have ya’ll seen my titties?”
I know I didn’t win an Emmy but I’m still a god looking Bitch.
My girdle is too tight and my beehive is killing me, I should have left them home with my hippie beads!
Chaz, your winning comment was hilarity!
Are you frickin kidding me? That was F’n stupid, oh, UM I forgot to um, the capital “S”. Stupid!
I haven’t had this much fun since I knocked over the ant farm at the pet store when I was six years old.
Jane Jetson? Pls.
Hey Ashley, The B-52′s 1989 music video “Love Shack” called, they said they want their Beehive hairdo back. “Bang bang, on the door baby!”
Say what? Tin roof…………rusted!
Ashley admits that although her mom and sis are rednecks that she is the one with the bad Elvis doo.
My husband is the one into cars so why does my hair look like a 39 Pontiac hood?
Wynonna did my hair. Obviously she liquored up.
Wynonna did my hair. Obviously she was liquored up.
“Hey! Give me some cheddar. I need me some cheddar and fast. Got any cheddar?”
“Yes…my hair looks like a boob! And no…you cant suck it!”
In a kinky mood, Ashley figured that now she’ll be able to feel the sensation of honey drippin down her face.