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The Taliban’s Jealous of Those Prince Harry Nudes

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No, really, they probably are! Wouldn’t you be, if you were one of a miserable bunch of men sitting around with nothing to do but plot the demise of those who think you’re evil incarnate?

From TMZ:

Prince Harry is being targeted for death in Afghanistan … so says a rep for the Taliban (yes, they have a rep).

Harry — a helicopter pilot in the British military — is currently on a 4 month tour in Afghanistan … where he is reportedly fighting Taliban insurgents on the front lines.

Obviously, his presence has pissed off the Taliban … and now terrorist spokesman Zabihullah Mujahid tells Reuters the group has made it a top priority to kill or kidnap the Prince.

“We are using all our strength to get rid of him, either by killing or kidnapping,” Mujahid said during a phone interview either conducted in a cave … or a suburb in Pakistan.

During the interview, Mujahid referred to the Taliban plans as the “Harry Operations” … added, “We have informed our commanders in Helmand to do whatever they can to eliminate him.”

And the reason they are so “pissed off” is because Harry’s allegedly fighting on the front lines … in his birthday suit. OK, that part’s not exactly true. But it’s no more ridiculous than the Taliban targeting our darling Prince Harry for anything other than a Medal of Worldwide Acceptance and Love, right?

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  • But he’s always been a target though, that is why they didn’t say at first that he was being shipped off to Afghanistan.

  • Looks like someone is working overnight to ensure the prince’s last escapes are overshadowed by… whatever they could find apparently. This is more royal family then Taliban

  • You’ve got to stop showing that pretty little tight pink ass, Harry baby, or some big burly Arab thug with a huge cock will fuck you in it….very hard and very deep.

  • What those Islamic perverts REALLY want to do is shove their big throbbing “weapons of mass destruction” deep into our Prince’s sweet puckered asshole. They can’t resist that smooth milky white skin and flaming ginger hair…it drives Middle Eastern men crazy. Once they saw the pictures of his beautiful bare ass they were hooked. If they catch him, they’ll fuck him like a 5 dollar whore.